I cover random things that strike my fancy. This can range from crocheting socks to the Taffy Tickler (Google it).
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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Everything about her is amazing.
be kind
we are always asked
to understand the other person’s
viewpoint
no matter how
out-dated
foolish or
obnoxious.
one is asked
to view
their total error
their life-waste
with
kindliness,
especially if they are
aged.
but age is the total of
our doing.
they have aged
badly
because they have
lived
out of focus,
they have refused to
see.
not their fault?
whose fault?
mine?
I am asked to hide
my viewpoint
from them
for fear of their
fear.
age is no crime
but the shame
of a deliberately
wasted
life
among so many
deliberately
wasted
lives
is.
The excuse I use when I end up watching 5 hours of old True Blood episodes and drink 5 forties all by my lonesome each and every day.
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I haven’t had sex in so long I think my clam has closed up. I hope it’s like riding a horse—when it does happen again I walk funny for a week.
My soulmate.
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You went through a phase where every film you were in you were taking your clothes off.
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Today in Anderson Cooper making people look stupid simply by asking questions: This lady. It may be the best entry in this subgenre of news since this video. (via pbump)
Ignorant Bigot: Ignorant, Bigoted more at 11.
Ted, you sonofabitch, there’s plenty of room in this box. Get your ass down here.
Signs you’re a fatass
I’ve had 2 bologna sandwiches today. After watching Forks over Knives… I don’t even like bologna.
Right foot on red.
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I really want to play tennis soon. That’s all I really have to say about this photo.
i would take a break from working on bed sores to play with this.
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