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I fell off the bed and ate shit in the middle of sex the other night, and the only thing I’m upset about is the fact I ruined a golden opportunity to make a gymnastic’s stick it reference.
Was cleaning out an old purse and found this “apple” in it. Think it’s still good to go.
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“The wounded child inside many females is a girl who was taught from early childhood on that she must become something other than herself, deny her true feelings, in order to attract and please others.” — bell hooks, all about love: new visions (via ellesugars)
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cat w/ corn rows
I can’t right now…
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This is how I flirt with men.
me trying to get attention
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power stance
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EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW
NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES
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