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  })();</description><title>Twat do you mean?</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @twatdoyoumean)</generator><link>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>breathing-dreams-like-air:

will you still love me when I’m no...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/o_1aF54DO60?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://breathing-dreams-like-air.tumblr.com/post/50862749484/will-you-still-love-me-when-im-no-longer-young" target="_blank"&gt;breathing-dreams-like-air&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;will you still love me when I’m no longer young and beautiful?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think every girl’s internal thoughts. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/50869136947</link><guid>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/50869136947</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 21:06:17 -0400</pubDate><category>lana del rey</category><category>the great gatsby soundtrack</category></item><item><title>I fell off the bed and ate shit in the middle of sex the other night, and the only thing I&amp;#8217;m...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I fell off the bed and ate shit in the middle of sex the other night, and the only thing I&amp;#8217;m upset about is the fact I ruined a golden opportunity to make a gymnastic&amp;#8217;s stick it reference. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/50859175346</link><guid>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/50859175346</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 18:52:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Was cleaning out an old purse and found this “apple”...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/08b39a3c95fa29195bc709c596731343/tumblr_mmn5mof3CH1qbb118o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Was cleaning out an old purse and found this “apple” in it. Think it’s still good to go.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/50172787658</link><guid>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/50172787658</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 11:56:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Just when I begin to completely lose hope in the human race,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/baf0b84a387ff73a88306ee8cef892d2/tumblr_mgjo0oaHPn1rszkofo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4cca0374636496c3e38013b7b58a9dd5/tumblr_mgjo0oaHPn1rszkofo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/85251216aafae5fca11809e56fb37c57/tumblr_mgjo0oaHPn1rszkofo3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just when I begin to completely lose hope in the human race, this beautiful rose pops up in my life and makes everything okay again. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/50171311382</link><guid>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/50171311382</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 11:35:08 -0400</pubDate><category>maury</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/285f110a685c2aae3b76807b587da5ca/tumblr_mjlvvaM19j1qjyasqo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d95817997e608dccf40cde0703678eb4/tumblr_mjlvvaM19j1qjyasqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d621a8e688f7140f2b566f2c71ff781/tumblr_mjlvvaM19j1qjyasqo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/50169652396</link><guid>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/50169652396</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 11:10:15 -0400</pubDate><category>want want want</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5ce4e7d740afb4f5ea0500917489ac23/tumblr_mmjgdsus3h1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/50139482687</link><guid>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/50139482687</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 23:39:23 -0400</pubDate><category>u-g-l-y</category></item><item><title>"The wounded child inside many females is a girl who was taught from early childhood on that she must..."</title><description>“The wounded child inside many females is a girl who was taught from early childhood on that she must become something other than herself, deny her true feelings, in order to attract and please others.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;bell hooks, &lt;em&gt;all about love: new visions&lt;/em&gt; (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ellesugars.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;ellesugars&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/49654828702</link><guid>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/49654828702</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 00:42:19 -0400</pubDate><category>becoming a woman</category><category>book excerpt</category></item><item><title>My go-to response from here on out. </title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/19b5e8e22eb582ec47f762bf0661911d/tumblr_mjipl3cscV1qafcveo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/97d86ba7084b8771b7761a062d25442b/tumblr_mjipl3cscV1qafcveo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My go-to response from here on out. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/48587268613</link><guid>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/48587268613</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Apr 2013 23:33:00 -0400</pubDate><category>30 rock</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt82hk1yj61qjhyjdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/48323042195</link><guid>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/48323042195</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 21:35:47 -0400</pubDate><category>future lover</category></item><item><title>tibets:

cat w/ corn rows

I can’t right now…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/64b455868e3ea9ffee7bc2b9f98411e2/tumblr_mknc610Ywx1qam8b5o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tibets.tumblr.com/post/46962974144/cat-w-corn-rows" target="_blank"&gt;tibets&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;cat w/ corn rows&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can’t right now…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/47388421463</link><guid>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/47388421463</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 15:13:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>shez-a-bitch:

http://shez-a-bitch.tumblr.com
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/56f8b07c10342dbffd4fee48adc18da3/tumblr_mjvh55uRyx1rhwmono1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shez-a-bitch.tumblr.com/post/47108917878/http-shez-a-bitch-tumblr-com" target="_blank"&gt;shez-a-bitch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://shez-a-bitch.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://shez-a-bitch.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;http://shez-a-bitch.tumblr.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/47302427519</link><guid>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/47302427519</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Apr 2013 16:28:34 -0400</pubDate><category>i want it</category><category>sunglasses</category></item><item><title>This is how I flirt with men.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/50d42073b0286b5a6c6ed9736cfbc99b/tumblr_mkujs5s3G01qbb118o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is how I flirt with men.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/47294044369</link><guid>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/47294044369</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Apr 2013 14:38:29 -0400</pubDate><category>which explains my perpetual singleness</category><category>notice the dude</category><category>sexy</category><category>i was kind enough to offer lube which shows my considerate side though</category></item><item><title>loliconprince:

me trying to get attention

</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://loliconprince.tumblr.com/post/46165916834/me-trying-to-get-attention" target="_blank"&gt;loliconprince&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;me trying to get attention&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" height="178" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e7b115ee94a3406351e47bceb94ce510/tumblr_inline_mie6lqYNCp1qz4rgp.gif" width="200"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/47236936464</link><guid>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/47236936464</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Apr 2013 21:20:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>yungbardock:

power stance
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luh2hpdukr1qi7ymho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yungbardock.tumblr.com/post/46912404013/power-stance" target="_blank"&gt;yungbardock&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;power stance&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/47170640603</link><guid>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/47170640603</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Apr 2013 00:47:36 -0400</pubDate><category>fucking crying</category></item><item><title>unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unsuccessfulmetalbenders.tumblr.com/post/46784954871/every-single-easter-my-mother-hides-a-three-pound" target="_blank"&gt;unsuccessfulmetalbenders&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8902f3b8094226c5e42d4adfb46c54f2/tumblr_inline_mkjkw25OFM1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/46799035763</link><guid>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/46799035763</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Mar 2013 19:27:28 -0400</pubDate><category>proper celebration of easter</category><category>not those lil bitches</category></item><item><title>dumpsterfetus:

me

Every friday night. Never fails.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cc9b0b672b25489816c5aa5913d8a9dc/tumblr_mkdllsGNxU1rs8fyyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://dumpsterfetus.tumblr.com/post/46791761698/me" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;dumpsterfetus&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;me&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Every friday night. Never fails.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/46798599705</link><guid>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/46798599705</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Mar 2013 19:21:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff5085a67c36d5ffa8895c2bc1b50b0b/tumblr_mjnhshlKvT1qcee7oo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/46787966854</link><guid>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/46787966854</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Mar 2013 17:06:34 -0400</pubDate><category>taste it</category><category>arrested development</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/37b7e5d3be8f5ede5eb7ea97b2ef7b35/tumblr_misf25gjQz1r6n3ayo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/46777082174</link><guid>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/46777082174</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Mar 2013 14:50:21 -0400</pubDate><category>i want it</category></item><item><title>onebadapple:

Not sure where my name goes on this business...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e15e18e741ef17fcc95afe9b58bdba69/tumblr_mhpbpiCWKR1qf6j15o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://onebadapple.tumblr.com/post/46729765160/not-sure-where-my-name-goes-on-this-business-card" target="_blank"&gt;onebadapple&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Not sure where my name goes on this business card.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/46776090732</link><guid>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/46776090732</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Mar 2013 14:37:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"I do not think there is a solitary second when my mind is not completely buried in you. You are..."</title><description>“I do not think there is a solitary second when my mind is not completely buried in you. You are really on my brain–I suppose if you happened to represent something dangerous I should be locked up–but no it’s not quite like that. I am not always thinking sweetly of you. I am thinking angrily or indignantly or sulkily, quite often, but I am never not thinking of you. More often than not I am just worried about you, concerned and distressed about my baby lamb being tired or unhappy–and of course often it is with mad, mad passion and sometimes it is naughty, sometimes, only sometimes is it dirty or even sadistic…You are all over me, in sorrow or in joy, all of the time– O yes in drunkenness too, in conversation, in work, with every breath and heart-beat.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Love letter from&lt;em&gt; Laurence Olivier&lt;/em&gt; to&lt;em&gt; Vivien Leigh&lt;/em&gt; (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inthewinterspale.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;inthewinterspale&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/46767236270</link><guid>http://twatdoyoumean.tumblr.com/post/46767236270</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Mar 2013 12:39:36 -0400</pubDate><category>infatuated with this</category><category>infatuated with them</category><category>love letter</category></item></channel></rss>
